I'm Josh, lead guitarist for Spazz Atakk.

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PICTURES IT TOOK IN NYC:

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I could write some detailed thing about my life but I will spare you and I won't.

Never Again My ASS!!!! SAVE DARFUR!!!

 My Dream Car (Imagine Peace Sign on the front and painted in bright psychedelic colors and a variety of other symbols):

Contact Info (if you wanna contact me, ya know...):

Email: jdw1066@gmail.com (contact me unless you are a creepy child molester something)

AIM: GerbilsLotr1066

 New Theme Song:

This song is so true...

OK... this has come into question recently so I will clear it up...

People have thought I am Jewish (How the hell does one come up with that), Christian (I was raised Christian), Muslim (WTF), Buddhist (ok... good guess, my core beliefs are very similar to Buddhism). Thought I do not concider myself a follower of any organized religion, if I had to pick a major organized religion, I would be a Hindu (actually, a follower of Hare Krishna =D)!!! BUT WILL NOT JOIN ISKCON... ITS COMPLICATED BUT WE HAVE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES!!!!

Krishna (God)

Before I say anything: I believe every living thing has an immortal soul. This is crutial to understand anything I will tell you.

My belief of what God is can be summed up in a quote from on of my favorite books: "All that groks is God". The sum of all the immortal souls is the ulimate, the omnipotent, true bliss, the ONE TRUTH. This concept has infinate names and reincarnasions: God, Jehovah, Allah, Jesus, Satan, Vishnu, Shiva, Brahman, Rama, and most important Krishna.

Krishna is the ulimate bliss... All is Krishna and Krishna is all.

Practices (like praying and holidays and stuff):

I do not believe in "praying" in the traditional sense. I believe in meditation, through which we improve ourselves and the universe as a whole.  I believe that there is no right or wrong way to meditate. However, meditate in the following ways:

Transcendental: I do practice this method created by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. I meditate silently for 40 minutes a day (at least, my record 8 hours in one day and 5 hours at a time). This method improves almost all the aspects of life almost instantly. I recommend it (it also is not religious)!

Mantra: I do practice mantra meditation daily too. Mantra meditate is meditation in which someone(s) (it doesn't matter if its a group or an individual) meditates by chanting (silently or out loud) a special phrase (a mantra).

I personally chant this mantra:

I'm a super liberal...

 SARAH PALIN IS A STUPID B*$%H!!!

ok...well... I have become very manic lately.

That means:

1. I am either on top of the world super happy or very very depressed

2. There is no balance between depression and super happiness

3. I can change between these to moods suddenly and without warning

Super Happy :

When I am super happy, I feel extremely happy, energetic, and just on top of the world.

Pros: It feels GOOD to be happy and energetic.

Cons: When I am on top of the world: I feel invincible and that I am they greatest thing ever. Because of this, I appear vain, egotistical, and conceited. Also, because I feel invincible, I become very imbulsive and don't think before I act. Because of this I say and do stupid things.

Very Depressed :

When I'm very depressed, I feel sad, hopeless, worthless, and just have lost intrest in life.

Pros: Well...umm...there aren't many pros to being depressed BUT when I am depressed I am more creative and insiteful

Cons: EVERYTHING!!!! being depressed is absolutly terrible!!!!!

Top 10 Favorite Songs:

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Imagine - John Lennon

Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Rape Me - Nirvana

Ironman - Black Sabbath

My Sweet Lord - George Harrison

Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

Hey Jude - The Beatles

Sweet Child o' Mine - Guns 'n' Roses

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osboure

Top 5 Favorite Bands:

Led Zeppelin

Beatles

Nivana

Black Sabbath

Top 5 Favorite Guitarists (Based on style):

Jimmy Page

Tony Iommi

Kurt Cobain

George Harrison

Angus Young

Top 5 Favorite Musicans:

John Lennon

Jimmy Page

Kurt Cobain

Ozzy Osboure

George Harrison

I've been playing guitar for like a year and a half. I am not entirely sure what constituties a gig (concert) so I don't know how many I've played.

You don't wanna here the story of my life so if you really want to know, contact me and I will tell it to you (you would be happier not knowing). I have been labeled many things (many of them by myself) and well, yeah.

I like many things... if you don't know what they, you don't wanna know.

These song sum up my mental state: